Sunday, 30 May 2010

Fancy a Why-ne


dote

a) politics of blame (othering)

b) emotional blackmail

c) madness as a crutch

d) anxiety/panic as a raison-de-etre


ante-dote

a) inclusion

b) Shaddup and kIllYourself

c) cognitive there-apy

d) Red Whine

Monday, 3 May 2010

socialretard


Currently:
Being a Social Retard; Not bothering with another Grad. Dip.

DecisionsDecisionsDecisions


"You can either":
a) write your new address
b) write your bank details

Saturday, 1 May 2010

SeeYou

"Round like a Record"
entendres:

SCENARIO a)
Sometimes at Orientation Sessions I feel that I'm repeating myself like (AKA "a broken record")।

SCENARIO b)
Record: Def:
• noun 1 a piece of evidence or information constituting an account of something that has occurred, been said, etc. 2 the previous conduct or performance of a person or thing.







References

AskOxford.com 'Compact Oxford English Dictionary'. Sourced 01 May 2010 from:
http://www.askoxford.com/concise_oed/orexxcord?view=uk

DIY gadgets Oct. 2009, DIY stuff made of recycled material: 100% green and free! Vinyl Record Book. Sourced 02 May, 2010 from:

http://diygadgets.blogspot.com/2009/10/vinyl-record-book.html

Sunday, 25 April 2010

StSanders

wHen subMitting a commEnt to StSanders, it's Just A Matter Of Submitting A Comment. Nooooo Phar-Queue-ing around .... blinking Curses!~  further comment [to StSander.com]=: "hey you're well-come. Thank B-Geepers that your visitators don't have to pharking LogIn. by the time i administer a loginName & process an algorhythmic pass-whirrd, i've totally lost the thread of the spontaneous volition to BeInTheMoMent with your GENIOUS. So Ta Muchly"

PooPooP


It's a palendrome, as HannaH Gadsby knows well
http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=AU&hl=en-GB&v=6ORUdvdGC8Q

and StSanders can put a thermos to-wat to-wit to-woo "it's a poo-poo trap"
http://www.stsanders.com/www/pages/videos/band-shreds/sts-queen.php
which reminds Yrs Truly, coincidentally, also today Wayne, as i was heading for The Ladies, asked "what are you going to do in there"... retrospectively at 04:00 i later realise he was desirous of on-following and pharking the living pallendrome out of (anything really).
anyhoo, to which i replied (mouthing) "pooo".
As i exited TheLadies, Wayne, dutifully, compulsively, lovingly-in-his-PhaarkAnything tender way was poking the buttones at the Gaslight juke-box.
"SorryAboutThat. I could have fuelled your fantasies but i'm a bit basic"
Sin Loi (VN)
Without Loi (Span)

Li-ne OfTheWeeK


I luv the sound of a woman cumming.
[last WeeK's was something to do w/cunningLinguist = favourite passTime]

Monday, 12 April 2010

LUV thread


Following on from Craig's pub analogy, coincidentally The Boys on a
footy show on the wireless the other day were simply observing that
(to paraphase) young players, when critical (in the positive, helpful
sense) advice is levelled at [them] they go "walkabout for twelve
weeks"; whereas experienced players engage in the rigourous debate.

May I postulate that one comparison could be a FunDaMental difference
between TAFE and Uni.

One observation I made was that the dummy-spitter said : "bye" and disappeared.
I call it "Hit-and-Run" / "running dog" (barks and flees)

Clinking Bursars


"There's no-one more mysogynist than a woman."
Coined by Kelly Hoare in
Conversation with Bronwyn Evans: 2002 approx.
post-Open Channel Co-operative;
[ShoutOut to John Leah]
:{}

Sunday, 4 April 2010

आईटी'स Time


Tweet the Poo-ch
http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg20427311.600-how-green-is-your-pet.html
Eat the Dog
OR ||
http://hungrybeast.abc.net.au/stories/how-eat-your-mate
It's Time to Eat Your Dog

HippyEaster


Happy Easter :=) ~~~ 18 years on:
Tom Hoy's somewhere in Viet Nam teaching English (at last count: Marie Hoy 2008);
Lee, a year or so ago, was fidgetting with not bothering writing lyrics or riffs or some non-existant noThing (ponders: Lee's car photos are more worthy of publishing that those herewith); Dave is chugging away with and without the Prim Calcs; Frank probably still works at the State Library of Victoria and happy with lady M; Kelly is an avid social retard and university drop-out [after three attempts].
http://www.seabluegreen.com/kel/1982_DraisJohnstonSt/index.htm


The Primitive Calculators Wasp is in a box.

My nephew collects musical instruments

In lieu of dad's Matons, he could inherit The Wasp.

QOTW


Dave said:
"then i got drunk and i didn't care"
Stuart said:
"Melbourne...perfectly happy...place that invented australian rules football...
then i'm happy"

I once commented that Men get passionate (i.e. emotional) [for example] about football [i.e. VFL (Victorian Football League) AKA "Australian Rules Football".
Stuart replied:
"There's nothing worth getting passionate about except football" (i.e. Australian Fules Football. I.E. VFL)

sourced
http://illseeyoupigsinhell.wordpress.com/2008/11/07/interview-with-the-primitive-calculators/
and conversation mid-1990's Stuart's apartment at Alamein Fountain, Kings X, Sydney Australia.

Tuesday, 30 March 2010

Technicality


Hey BabY
Can i wear my pajama top to the Crystal Palace.
It's cute enough (tiny paisleys) and incey-wincey dots ~
and has a safety pin at the heart chakra as an ode to punque.
CanICanI

Tuesday, 2 February 2010

So I figured


that, since I'd spent $50 yesterday on:
whine, a couple of meals and transport
that,
I'd spend an extra $80 on air travel.
Compared with bus, midnight, and a day less with Mandy,