QOTW

Dave said:
"then i got drunk and i didn't care"
Stuart said:
"Melbourne...perfectly happy...place that invented australian rules football...
then i'm happy"

I once commented that Men get passionate (i.e. emotional) [for example] about football [i.e. VFL (Victorian Football League) AKA "Australian Rules Football".
Stuart replied:
"There's nothing worth getting passionate about except football" (i.e. Australian Fules Football. I.E. VFL)

sourced
http://illseeyoupigsinhell.wordpress.com/2008/11/07/interview-with-the-primitive-calculators/
and conversation mid-1990's Stuart's apartment at Alamein Fountain, Kings X, Sydney Australia.